Snout looked in the mirror at his rugged good looks and perfect teeth. "I'm a handsome pig," he said speaking to his own image. "You're a handsome pig, too." He winked at himself. "Look at that beautiful pink skin and those sleepy bedroom eyes."
Snout sauntered into the next room. He sat down in front of the computer. "Man, I'm sick of writing this introduction. If people want to know who I am, thay had better get to know me." He switched off his computer monitor and went to take a nap.
