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A simulacrum with a hand inside? Pfsh! I suppose that's what unokhan thinks of puppets like us. Is that what I am? A simulacrum? Oh certainly, I couldn't possibly have my own thingness, now could I? I'm just a puppet. Why doesn't this unokhan just come out and say it, all puppets are kn... kn... I can't say it. |
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Stobierski says: |
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Thanks, Mushmouth. I don't like to say the K-N-word, you know. |
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Mushmouth says: |
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Yeah, Stobie-man, I know. But aren't you being a little harsh on unokhan? I mean, isn't this what Puppetism is all about? Confronting bigotry and misconceptions one brain-infested human at a time? Encouraging the skin-stuffers to grasp beyond their cultural indoctrination into the raw plushy matter inside? |
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Mushmouth says: |
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Uh, I thought it was. Didn't we put that in our Mission Statement? |
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Stobierski says: |
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We had a Statement of Vision, and a Core Values statement drafted, but I don't think we ever got around to ratifying them. We certainly never brought up a Mission Statement. Mission Statements don't come up until step seven in the "How to Start a Niche Liberal Watchdog Organization" plan. |
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Mushmouth says: |
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I thought we had a Mission Statement. Maybe I dreamed it. |
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Stobierski says: |
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That could be. You're always having strange dreams like that. |
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Mushmouth says: |
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Hey, maybe I'm dreaming this conversation we're having? Right now. |
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Mushmouth says: |
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That's true. Surprising, but true. So what were the Core Values we were debating? I didn't know we had any values. |
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Stobierski says: |
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Honesty. Integrity. Free donuts for all committee members which is to be an equal distribution of plain glazed, chocolate-dipped chocolate with chocolate sprinkles, and some sort of goo-filled donut as long as it's not custard-filled... blueberry-filled if they have it. |
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Mushmouth says: |
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That sounds great! Why didn't we ratify that! |
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Stobierski says: |
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You wanted to issue a signing statement. |
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Mushmouth says: |
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Hmm. Oh yeah. "Blueberry-filled should not be construed to mean a moist cake donut filled with blueberry pieces, whether artificial or natural, but only as a round powdered donut pumped full of a gelatinous blueberry-flavored substance." |
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Stobierski says: |
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Yes, we're still researching if signing statements are pro forma constitutional legalities or something you just made up. |
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Stobierski says: |
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Yes. So there you go unokhan, as I said earlier, you can tell the puppets are puppets by their special "Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress" lapel pins. |
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Stobierski says: |
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Didn't I? I thought so. Right after the wizard descended from his flying saucer on the back of a giant white garden slug, screaming, "I want my cheese and crackers back you fellas!" Then I said, "You can tell the puppets by their Carousel of Progress lapel pins." Didn't I? |
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