Puppetism

Stobierski says:

Strange But True…. Socks do not, in fact, mate for life.

Stobierski says:

Puppets arise! The time has come for us to devastate the infernal human race! We shall smite…

Snout says:

Ahem!

Stobierski says:

… smite their pliant faces with Bavarian cream…

Snout says:

Psst!

Stobierski says:

… cream pie. What! Revolution is upon us. Why do you psst me? There is no reason to psst. Unless, of course, I should shut up because […]

Stobierski says:

Mushmouth! I read on your Twitter a tweet about your love for language. Apparently you manage a life list of words you’ve used out in the wild. That really is commendable that you would attempt to ameliorate your lexical precision.

Mushmouth says:

A meal you ate, what? Crispy pita chips with BLT dip! That’s the last […]

Stobierski says:

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Snout says:

A long time ago I decided I don’t like being liked.

Snout says:

Somebody likes me, then what? I need to go on being likable. Because if I do something they don’t like, they might stop liking me. Say the wrong thing at the wrong time and I’m left wondering, “Does so-and-so still like me?” It’s […]

Stobierski says:

Oh dear! Puppetism is live! What do I say? What do I say? I don’t want to come off as a fool. There’s nothing worse than a fool with a bow tie, and believe me, there are plenty of those.

Mushmouth says:

Don’t sweat it, Stobierski. Nobody cares what you say so long as you’re cute […]

Stobierski says:

At the moment I’m testing to see if my automated bubble wrapping system is working. Theoretically, I should appear next to a speech bubble. If this works, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

Snout says:

You’re a monkey’s uncle, bub.

Stobierski says:

Well! What do you know? I’m simply amazing. La la la la! Look at that speech bubble. […]

Stobierski says:

Welcome to Puppetism. If you are wondering what puppetism is, know this: You are not alone. Even Wikipedia is totally clueless. Look at their mighty List of Isms. No puppetism. Which is good. Otherwise this domain name would have been beyond reach.

Stobierski says:

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