Stobierski says:
The Stobierski Method is the most effective language training system ever devised by sentient beings. After just a few lessons you will have an almost universal grasp of the language, grammar and customs of the culture you are studying. After completing the course you will be accepted by any native countryman as one of […]
Snout says:
A long time ago I decided I don’t like being liked.
Snout says:
Somebody likes me, then what? I need to go on being likable. Because if I do something they don’t like, they might stop liking me. Say the wrong thing at the wrong time and I’m left wondering, “Does so-and-so still like me?” It’s […]
Stobierski says:
Oh dear! Puppetism is live! What do I say? What do I say? I don’t want to come off as a fool. There’s nothing worse than a fool with a bow tie, and believe me, there are plenty of those.
Mushmouth says:
Don’t sweat it, Stobierski. Nobody cares what you say so long as you’re cute […]
Stobierski says:
At the moment I’m testing to see if my automated bubble wrapping system is working. Theoretically, I should appear next to a speech bubble. If this works, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
Snout says:
You’re a monkey’s uncle, bub.
Stobierski says:
Well! What do you know? I’m simply amazing. La la la la! Look at that speech bubble. […]
Stobierski says:
Welcome to Puppetism. If you are wondering what puppetism is, know this: You are not alone. Even Wikipedia is totally clueless. Look at their mighty List of Isms. No puppetism. Which is good. Otherwise this domain name would have been beyond reach.
Stobierski says:
My name is Stobierski. You may know me from The Panoramic Imprint […]