Puppetism

Stobierski says:

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Stobierski says:

Oh dear! Puppetism is live! What do I say? What do I say? I don’t want to come off as a fool. There’s nothing worse than a fool with a bow tie, and believe me, there are plenty of those.

Mushmouth says:

Don’t sweat it, Stobierski. Nobody cares what you say so long as you’re cute […]