Just Junk

Stobierski says:
Oh dear! Puppetism is live! What do I say? What do I say? I don't want to come off as a fool. There's nothing worse than a fool with a bow tie, and believe me, there are plenty of those.

Mushmouth says:
Don't sweat it, Stobierski. Nobody cares what you say so long as you're cute and furry.

Stobierski says:
That's easy for you to say; you don't have a bow tie!

Stobierski says:
I knew to expect this. Employed for days assembling this blog, only to find out there's nothing worthwhile to say. This is awful.

Stobierski says:
At least I didn't invent the Internet though. That would suck. Put together this nifty system to encourage the free flow and exchange of ideas, and what to you end up with?

Mushmouth says:
Blogging puppets!

Stobierski says:
Yes. No! I mean, yes, but no that's not where my thoughts were tending. Just junk. Tons of junk. Maybe thoughts weren't meant to flow so freely, you know? Most of our thoughts are better off in our heads where they can die quiet deaths. Instead we dump the junk online, feed off of it and spit it back out. The Internet is one huge dung heap.

Mushmouth says:
You realize you just insulted the Internet right to its face? Who do you think is reading this? The Internet junkies, that's who.

Stobierski says:
Oh! Sorry junkies. I mean, my apologies o aficionados. I was just spewing refuse, I mean... oh! Quit looking at my bow tie.

4 Responses

  1. Robert Waugh says:

    Hey there Stobierski. Looking good, dude. You and the website. I hear you’re trying to set up some sweet Gravatar action. I hope it works. I know how much a bummer code can be. Code, man. Code can totally wipe you out.

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    Robert Waugh

    July 11th, 2007
    at 4:47 pm

  2. Stobierski

    July 11th, 2007
    at 6:01 pm

    Stobierski says:

    Thank you. You are most kind, and correct. Code is this “bummer” you speak of. But when it works…. Ah! then it is quite delightful. I must say, yes, it stirs the heart. I’m no “code monkey,” so when the little bits of light programming I attempt actually work, I feel as though providence has interceded on my behalf.

    Thank you for your comment. The first we’ve had!

  3. oneken says:

    sometimes realizing there is nothing to say and then saying it exceedingly well works beautifully. it worked (and played) quite splendidly for mr. samuel beckett– and you can make it work for you, mr. stobierski!

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    oneken

    August 4th, 2007
    at 9:30 am

  4. Stobierski

    August 5th, 2007
    at 9:55 am

    Stobierski says:

    Thank you so much for your insightful comment, oneken. With a literary reference no less! It shows that you not only read my writing, you thought about it, compared it to other literature, and formulated a response. How thoughtful. I feel like making you some muffins.

    I will endeavor to say nothing well!

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