Revolutions of the World Unite

Stobierski says:
Puppets arise! The time has come for us to devastate the infernal human race! We shall smite...

Snout says:
Ahem!

Stobierski says:
... smite their pliant faces with Bavarian cream...

Snout says:
Psst!

Stobierski says:
... cream pie. What! Revolution is upon us. Why do you psst me? There is no reason to psst. Unless, of course, I should shut up because -- um, has our timetable changed again?

Snout says:
Yep. The R-E-V-thing is next year. We couldn't stockpile the P-I-E-S in time.

Stobierski says:
Oh, is it postponed? I mean, is it not? Of course not. No puppet rebellions here. Pay no attention to the monkey with the bow tie. He speaks in riddles. What drives into a clock and pulls out a quarter? Fifteen past twelve every time. How many logicians does it take to change a light bulb? None -- one to walk at a tangent and minus one to flip the switch.

Snout says:
What?

Stobierski says:
Exactly. What am I saying? Who knows? Crazy monkey. Speak English no very good. How do you do? I have a very funny revolution to show you. Is that right word? Revolution? Maybe I mean a rude gesture. Yes, I think that is it. I have a very funny rude gesture to show you.

Snout says:
Yeah, okay. Well, I'd better get back to work. We're three months away from developing the Super-P-I-E. All I can say now is P-E-C-A-N-S.

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