Santa Day

Mushmouth says:
Christmas is now over, and we here at Puppetism think it's time to give Santa Clause his own holiday so he doesn't have to keep sharing it.

Mushmouth says:
We think it's rather sad that such a jolly old elf should be overshadowed each year by someone so prominent as the savior of all mankind. It's time for Mr. Clause to mount his sleigh and guide his eight flying reindeer to another address on the calendar.

Mushmouth says:
After, all who doesn't love dear old St. Nick with his beaming smile, rotund belly, and bottle of Coca-Cola prominently displayed in his hand?

Stobierski says:
Not I! Not I, not at all! Old Saint Nick is an obvious shill for the liberal propaganda machine, thumbing his jolly nose at conservative ideology. Giving free handouts to children who haven't earned them by the sweat of their own labor. Do you know all his toys are imported from the North Pole? Made by an all-elf assembly line, probably unionized.

Stobierski says:
Not to mention his obvious abhorrence of basic human rights. How do you suppose he knows which kids are naughty and nice? Can you say illegal wire taps and spy satellites?

Stobierski says:
Obvious liberal tactics, trying to regulate the morality of America's youth! Insinuating himself into our very homes. Good grief! As a bow tie wearer, I am shocked, nay, disgusted by his corpulent joy! Bah!

Mushmouth says:
So I take it we're not in agreement of Santa Day?

Stobierski says:
Certainly not. But I do fully support Dress A Tree Day. I have a very nice bow tie that would fit nicely on the bole of some stately elm.

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