We think it's rather sad that such a jolly old elf should be overshadowed each year by someone so prominent as the savior of all mankind. It's time for Mr. Clause to mount his sleigh and guide his eight flying reindeer to another address on the calendar.
Not I! Not I, not at all! Old Saint Nick is an obvious shill for the liberal propaganda machine, thumbing his jolly nose at conservative ideology. Giving free handouts to children who haven't earned them by the sweat of their own labor. Do you know all his toys are imported from the North Pole? Made by an all-elf assembly line, probably unionized.
Obvious liberal tactics, trying to regulate the morality of America's youth! Insinuating himself into our very homes. Good grief! As a bow tie wearer, I am shocked, nay, disgusted by his corpulent joy! Bah!